1. You’re a member of an iPhone forum
2. You posted more than 500 posts in this forum
3. At home or the office, you’ve moved photo frames of your loved ones to make space for your iPhone dock/charger
4. You know what BSD Subsystem is
5. You say the word “iPhone” more than 20 times a day
6. You’re googling “porn for iPhone”
7. You tuck your iPhone in at night
8. You think the iPhone could save lives if used properly
9. You have a nickname for your iPhone (mine is iPhoney)
10. Your gf is not allowed to use your iPhone
11. You don’t talk to people who own a BlackBerry
12. The Verizon Voyager’s ad makes you laugh
13. You look at Helio’s owners with pity
14. You feel like your penis got bigger since you got your iPhone
15. You would buy an iPhone even if it was $1000
16. You take your iPhone out naked in hopes of meeting another iPhone mate
Do you have more to add to the list?
Further Reading:
- How to make Chinese Knots
- playing music….tips?
- Getting 2 iPhones; have one iTMS account
- MyFive: Things the iPhone Does Better Than Other Phones…
- Glue
October 9th, 2008 at 7:57 am
Ahaha, very funny. I don’t really know what BSD Subsystem is but hey, my gf is not allowed to use my iPhone !
October 9th, 2008 at 8:02 am
Hi Douglas,
I’m slowly letting my gf play with my iPhone. For some reason, she loves LightSaber and she goes nut every time we use the GPS and look at the little blue dot…
Sebastien
October 9th, 2008 at 11:16 am
17. your reading this thru youre iphone!
lol
October 9th, 2008 at 11:58 am
@Javier - how do you like my blog formatted for the iPhone? Pretty cool, heh?
December 1st, 2008 at 6:20 am
There’s another word for it: iTard. There’s a non-profit research institute investigating the mechanisms by which Apple Corp products turn relatively normal adults into preadolsecent addict/cultists. Very interesting - very embarrassing.
http://www.itard.org